We are watching the end of Ella Enchanted, Mariah and I. Nick has given up when it looks as if Ella might actually have to kill the prince. (When does an awareness of narrative conventons kick in? We know she won't have to kill the prince...) It is the final scene.
Mariah: Oh, Edgar (villain) isn't dead. He's just gone crazy.
Me: (disgusted) Right, because it's a G movie. No one can die. Except, of course, the mom. Not the evil uncle.
Mariah: Go write an article, Mommy.